
I’m Max King, Strategist

Soon to be known as Max King, world renowned strategist
(I just need a few more LinkedIn connections first)


Jimmy Buffett once said “Don’t try to describe the ocean if you’ve never seen it”
Buffett obviously wasn’t talking about marketing strategy here, but honestly, it really does fit.
You can’t get real, actionable insights from a distance. A good strategist doesn’t rely on surface-level assumptions. They step into the audience’s world, see through their eyes, and challenge what may seem obvious.
I pride myself on being analytical, research-driven, and stubborn enough to keep digging until I find the insight that makes all the difference, and craft the strategy that turns that deep understanding into action.
When I’m not digging into strategy, there’s a good chance I’m making music. I play the clarinet, piano, guitar, and bass, with more coming soon. So if it has strings or keys, I’ll figure out how to play it.
I also have a deep love for animals and conservation, especially the weird and wonderful creatures of the world. One of them, my dear companion Majima the blue-tongue skink, has been supervising me from my shoulder as I write this. Scroll down to see some of the wonderful animals I’ve had the pleasure of meeting.
Max's Wildlife Chronicles
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Max's Wildlife Chronicles ~

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Feeding this guy!
He wouldn’t stop following me for the next 15 minutes
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Shhhhhhhhh
They’re taking a cat nap
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Monkey man
He proceeded to chew on my sunglasses after this was taken
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My best friend, Majima the skink
He’s a blue tongue skink and he LOVES a good blueberry
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Yeehaw!
I’ve always been cool as you can see
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Greetings
He just wanted to say hi
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Breaking the sound barrier
I was terrified my pants were gonna fall off
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Bonnie and Clyde
They really did feel like coconuts it was crazy
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Shooting hoops
He made a 3 pointer
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My dumb dog Pancake
This is my dog pancake and we love him just the way he is
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He wanted more kale
Kangaroos are by far the softest animal I’ve ever felt, it’s insane
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Hippo feet feel like dog paws
The one, the only, Poppy the pygmy hippo and her mom, Iris
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The BIGGEST bird
Or at least it felt like it as his claws were grabbing my shoulder
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That's a caiman, I swear
There were no lights on the Amazon River you gotta believe me
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Shadow the Hedgehog
At least I didn’t name her Sonic
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Munchin'
This is where the aforementioned kale all went
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How can you hate snakes
They’re just so cute :)
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OvO
He only woke up because he smelled the owner’s french fries
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Photo Op!
Wish I wasn’t wearing that shirt for all these Thailand photos
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So photogenic
He’s posing for the camera
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Mituna
This is my dog, Mituna, and she has anxiety, so be kind
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An exchange
He received my banana slice and I received this blurry photo
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Waffles
This is my old dog, she was what started my love of animals
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This guy's name is Moe
I saw him drink a giant cup of lemonade in like 5 seconds
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Cannoli
This is my OTHER dog. She’s not very bright but is full of love
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Crikey!
He was shy don’t make fun of him for not looking
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Lou!
My girlfriend’s cat who I call Poo, but she does not approve
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Not Moe
I don’t know this guy’s name but he was also pretty chill
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He ate a LOT of shrimp
I have a flamingo knickknack corner in my apartment.
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Hanging with my buds
Birds LOVE me
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Lautie
My girlfriend’s other cat, who I have trained to swat at her iPad
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The birds can't resist me
And it’s good, because I don’t want them to
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I'm a real life Snow White
Some things never change